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Redneck Nativity Scene
An Outsider in a small West Virginia town around Christmas time, saw a
"Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, the outsider left. At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the Nativity Scene AND the helmets.
She exploded, "You blamed stupid Yankees never read your Bibles!"
The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
Very disgusted, she jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, And jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the visitor's face she said, "See, it says right here..., 'The three wise men came from afar.'"