Editor:
Dave Uphoff
This week I am delaying my discussion on the Theory of Relativity to bring you up todate on the more mundane things that are happening in Minonkland. By the way, what are we supposed to call people who come from Minonk? Are they Minonknites or Minonkians or what? Anyone who knows the definition of a Minonk person should contact this web site.Has anyone noticed a resemblance between Governor Rod Blagojovich and Alfred E. Neuman, the poster boy for MAD magazine? Note the hair styles. Let's hope the resemblance stops there.


Also, did any older residents of Minonk notice how much Minonk native Don Veihman, whose picture was on this web site, looks like his late father Clifton Veihman who was principal of Minonk Grade School back in the early 1950's?
Word is that the Shell Truck Stop has been sold by Chuck Feeney of El Paso. Does anyone notice how much cleaner the truck stop is now? What a legacy Feeney left behind. I've been told that the new owner intends to do some expansion and fix up the area north of the facility.
The warm spell we had in early April made the trees leaf out about a week earlier this year. Normally, it is May 10 before all trees are leafed out according to my empirical observation of past years. However, this week it turned cold and windy again. 40 degrees in May feels like 10 degrees in January.
Already the crepe hangers are saying that the proposed race track is falling behind schedule and won't be ready for years. I do know that the schedule was pushed back a week when the seller, USA Waste Management, failed to deliver a plat on time for papers to be signed. That kind of delay is normal. I can assure you from talking to the raceway developers that they have every intention of getting the raceway done as soon as possible. By the way, the term crepe hanger came from the guy who hung black crepe paper on the door of a recently deceased person to indicate a death in the house, ie., they were the bearers of bad news.
Speaking of antiquated terms, Judy and I came up with a few more last week.